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Dishes Demotivational Poster


DISHES - THEY DON'T DO THEMSELVES -


TAGS: dishes
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Funper

RAWR - December 15, 2009, 12:55 am
it also looks like your going solo tonight, too... again...
know_it_all - December 1, 2009, 3:37 pm
no shit OP, that's what women r 4
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 29, 2009, 2:47 am
Great idea, okay execution. It definitely needs a lot of dishes. I've never seen this anywhere, btw. I give it 4 lions; it's just shy of awesomely perfect.
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:42 am
BTW, how many attempted tunnels did you have to reject after this was posted?
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:41 am
Ha! Yeah now that I visualize the kind of guy that would actually say this to his wife.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:39 am
The bad spelling makes it gold!
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:34 am
Well, to whoever actually had the idea and took the picture, this is classic. Spelling notwithstanding. Maybe put some more dishes in the sink, but still...
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:32 am
If I recognize it, I reject it. Never saw this one. Funper won't enjoy the same fame twice.
ronsart - November 29, 2009, 2:32 am
sad...
ronsart - November 29, 2009, 2:31 am
so say to hear Mr. Random, was hoping orginal...oh well...thx again for heads up...still a pure genius piece of work,
MrRandom - November 29, 2009, 2:29 am
I'd say I love this, but its not the first time I've seen it. But I don't really know the rules from bringing stuff here from other sites so meh.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:27 am
LMAO!
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:26 am
OK, EVERYBODY STOP: While this poster is SO close to being iconic, please don't act on your thoughts of leaving similar motifakes around the house for your women. B/C you can't stay at my house when you get kicked out. You'll have to fend for your selfs.
Derek - November 29, 2009, 2:15 am
Stumbled at the 5L finishing line
spacedog - November 28, 2009, 8:50 pm
This COULD have been truly epic. Excellent idea.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 6:29 pm
The spelling does make the whole thing laughable.
Sean - November 28, 2009, 6:21 pm
This poster kinda gives me an idea for the bedroom, no? Only the title won't be "DISHES" ... but it will be close to that. The text will be similar too. Though the spelling may in fact be worse.
giulio - November 28, 2009, 6:07 pm
5L!


Love, Dishes -


TAGS: love dishes roommates feeling dirty
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - April 22, 2013, 1:33 pm
Okay, just saw this. Do I bite? Only if provoked, feeling threatened, backed into a corner or feeling frisky. Oh sorry, the first 3 are what make me feel frisky. 5L for the giggle Ism.
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 9:02 am
Ism, I’ll have you know ever since she moved in, I’ve been eating over the sink. BUT! If you hold her down on the kitchen table, I’ll ‘do her dishes’. Do monkeys bite?….I sure hope so.


ALL IN THE SAME DISH -




MULTI-TASKING - Bath the baby wash the dishes in & out of the kitchen in 10 minutes




VISIONARY -


TAGS: combat dishes women fighting force thnx ag
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 23, 2015, 4:54 am
nice
Reality Lord - September 20, 2010, 1:00 am

and speaking of mila jovavich i found a great porn site with tons of her early stuff. well...i'm off to bed now...after a quick stop at my fav porn site...olo
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:48 am
ba dum dum ching
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:47 am
Because she's dead?
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:37 am
I don't know if the pilot does dishes but I know Brittany Murphy doesn't
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:35 am
The pilot.
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:33 am
the pilot or Brittany Murphy?
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:33 am
Looks more like someone spliced Brittany Murphy and Mila Jovavich, or however her name is spelled.
Reality Lord - September 20, 2010, 12:31 am

does she do dishes?
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:22 am
that looks like Brittany Murphy


HOW TO GET A WOMAN -


TAGS: man woman dishes whipped smart
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

tellitlikeitis - September 6, 2010, 9:29 am
LOL... and thanks to all.
rerun - September 6, 2010, 8:13 am

I had no idea RL was a woman....he always leaves the toilet seat up..
GreyScorpion - September 6, 2010, 8:12 am
you reffering to them, or you?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2010, 8:06 am

as one of the few submitting women here, i think you're starting to find your niche.
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 10:05 pm
actually, spell check was on the spot!
Reality Lord - September 5, 2010, 9:58 pm

omg...nice! 5 despite the lack of spell check.
GreyScorpion - September 5, 2010, 9:15 pm
very nice 5L


WEDDED BLISS - Together as one Sharing love and all it brings And its your turn to do the dishes




CAREER BUILDER - lied to me about this job


TAGS: mom dishes
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by stevenmichaelwright

mariand - March 3, 2012, 6:16 pm
hahaha... may seem crazy, but this is funny


Dishwashers -


TAGS: dishwashers dishes kitchen work kp
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

CloudchaserS - May 24, 2013, 12:53 am
What "all the work"? How hard can it be to get the wife drunk? But seriously, 5L and a fav because that's exactly why I don't care to have a dishwashing machine, I typically get a sinkfull done in about 15 minutes.


GOOD HELP IS HARD TO FIND -


TAGS: michael jackson paul mccartney dishes
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Airman

Kung-Fu Devil - June 18, 2011, 7:00 am
McCartney was fired shortly afterwards for feeling up the table with the wonky leg.


THE LAST STRAW - getting rid of your flatmates month old pile of mouldy dishes all in one hit




SHOULD MEN -


TAGS: dishes men
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Airman

Reality Lord - January 26, 2011, 7:42 am

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


VEGETARIANS -


TAGS: vegetarians side dishes
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:25 pm
HaHa!!! Great Movie! "Why don't you say it in the microphone? I got a backup mike right here. And they don't like no feedback. What's up?"
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:25 pm
Ok... I'm off to the cuba cafe... back in a little. Someone try and stick around!
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:20 pm
Get her to sew THAT!
MrRandom - December 6, 2009, 10:18 pm
You know why they believed you? Its Christopher Walken. Go after him, and your children wake up the next morning missing an arm.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:18 pm
Is that the blue hood that I left the "stain" on?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 10:16 pm
the Aggy Swastica....I have mixed feelings.....er.....I haven't washed my hood in a while....er....ummmm....er.......Heil Aggy?.....
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:16 pm
LOL I told the cops that I got them from Christopher Walken, and they believed me. Go figure...
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:14 pm
You too, produce?
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:14 pm
*Random
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:13 pm
Randon, that was ONE time. And, if I remember correctly, you were the one that sold me the ecstasy pills!
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:09 pm
It doesn't. Not from this angle, anyhow.
CANADA - December 6, 2009, 10:09 pm
This guy had a hard-on for me earlier too. did you ban him aggy?
MrRandom - December 6, 2009, 10:09 pm
Probably looks closer to your boyfriend.
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:07 pm
I'm pleasantly surprised at the fact that Moo+ and Aggy refrained from saying this looked like my mom or girlfriend.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:54 pm
That's all I needed! Thanks!
Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:53 pm
There is that better? Happy to oblige
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:49 pm
Last warning, sir.
Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:48 pm
I pick the last person who pissed me off to ridicule, i can change it anytime givent he right provacation
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:37 pm
She's a dish I prefer on her side!
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:36 pm
heh heh heh...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 9:34 pm
One more word about my mom and I'm gonna kill the both of you.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:32 pm
Xopster... you need to choose a less provocational avatar.
Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:31 pm
This guy loooks like he is from the the Vega star system


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